$339,900

Half an acre. Outbuildings. Chicken coop. RV parking. If that sentence did something to you, keep reading. If you wanted walkability and a Trader Joe's within nine minutes, this isn't your listing. Welcome to Oak City - where nothing happens, and that's the entire point. Let's start outside, because that's where you're going to live anyway. Half an acre. Outbuildings - plural. A chicken coop, meaning you're roughly eleven days from being the guy who brings eggs to people and refuses payment. And RV parking so generous you can bring the RV, the boat, the trailer, the second trailer, and the project you told your spouse was "basically done." Inside: 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, 2-car garage. Updated kitchen with granite. New carpet. Newer windows and roof - so the two things that actually cost money are already handled. The home is aggressively clean. Walk-in-and-quietly-reassess-your-own-housekeeping clean. Move-in ready in the truest sense: you unpack, and then you're just... done. It's unsettling. You'll adjust. Out your window: the Canyon Mountains. Up the road: a canyon and a campground. Overhead at night: an actual visible sky, the way it looked before everyone put a Costco under it. The town is quiet. Not "quiet cul-de-sac" quiet. Not "low-traffic street" quiet. Quiet. You will hear things you didn't know made sounds. Come see it before someone with a bigger trailer beats you to it.